The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

No aftermarket headlights, quite the rarity.

You get ALL the credit for practicing incredible restraint in your reply to eolith. Mad respect.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

Who needs two cruising gears?

To store your conflict diamonds.

The only proper solution is mounting the wheel on the roof:

Looks like she is getting ready to start the first step of VW Maintenance

My dad never gave me anything car like. I received food, shelter, access to education until 18 as was legally required - the rest I either worked for it directly, or bought it from him.
Well, ok, I also got a few Christmas presents, including a Bible from Santa.

Why did it take so long for any of those douchebags to help? And the one guy who did go out tiptoed through the snow like a pansy all wrapped up in winter gear and did nothing while a guy in a dress he-manned it without hesitation.

you must have a large trunk to fit a dead hooker and a meddling cop

I got pulled over for a dead hooker in the trunk. Which is totally BS because he couldn’t even see the dead hooker in the trunk until he opened it.

Y’all are some whipped motherfuckers.

If they knock off a truck of construction uniforms next I think I know who is behind this..

You have to use fuses to make it work? We have a button on the dash. Its handy for starting it without getting into the truck to warm it up. However if you do that and its in gear, it can run into the back wall of the garage...

Not to mention every once in a while you have to put up with a “thing”.

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!