Thanks for the awesome story David, but now I am filled with regret for getting rid of my weekend beater/rust bucket Wrangler.

Time to math this up.

Love how even when it’s blasting around the track, the engine sounds like it’s idling...

Depends on why they think it’s cool. If it’s because they like people to think they have an original, and treat it like an original, then yes, lame. However, if they treat it like this guy does, where he got it to experience the driving sensation of the original without having to sell his soul’s kidneys, then awesome.

<scene: gym>

Hah! First thing I thought of!

Star for the Madcat.

Jesus McMike, you’re a Rembrandt.

Citroen placed it well in the DS... easy to reach, although that is a lot of weight hanging out over the nose.

Who had apparently copied it from the 3rd gen Ford Taurus.

Too true, I wasn’t laughing when I had it either.

It was an utter piece of shit (97 Cavalier).

Considering that posting this is essentially admission of guilt, and his PERSONALIZED LICENSE PLATE is visible at the end, I’m sure this insurance company (and probably the cops) will want to have a little chat with him now.

Had a friend in college that spilled an entire cup of orange juice under one of the front seats, then it stayed in the closed-up car in the hot southern sun for 2 weeks.

Jesus... it’s like the result of Mad Max, Burning Man and Junkyard Wars having a mud-covered orgy.

It is gratifying to see a relative unknown performing at this skill level - Senor Block may be the don raja of gymkhana, but his stuff is getting a bit derived and worse, advertis-y.

That’s really intriguing from a biological point of view - is it triggering/suppressing an autonomic response, or is there’s physical blockage happening?

Star just for the Ludlum reference.

Or stop bathing altogether (see, no soap required), and let the stench act as a force field. Either that or attract one dude that’s into it. At least being bitch to one is better than whore to many...

Back straight up, bend the knees only, like a power lifting squat. Bonus: the butt cheeks are super tightly clenched.