Last 45-year-oldish stripper I saw had her wig fall off when she was on the pole...

Ermagherd, that’s brilliant!!!

Okay this one is actually not mine, but a lot better than anything that happened to me:

Soooo... Not only will it drive aimlessly around, stopping suddenly and changing lanes, but with no blinker to boot?

I believe the reference was to thermite (my apologies if I’m being captain obvious)

Nah, I’m sure that’ll work itself out naturally.

Ahhh, still awesomesauce.

Actually if you have 5 minutes to spare, type in “<car make> drivers are” into google and see what autofills - good for a quick laugh.

Now THAT is what I call a brown, diesel, manual station wagon (assuming a manual TD5, because why not?).

“But seriously y’all crazy using a 16 MPG car as a daily.”

It’s easy to look at the drive from the quadcopter and think that stuff is easy. Totally different experience when you’re behind the wheel and you feel the tire slip under you...

Gotta show those kids how it’s done.

Oh, yes, usually IMMEDIATELY after the new part shows up.

I swear that there is a rip in the space-time continuum somewhere in the floor by my workbench... I have dropped little parts, watched them fall, and then seemingly disappear right as they hit the ground.

Either that, or damaging some mysterious bit of widgetry, then spending the better part of a day trying to figure out a) what is it, b) how important it is, c) whether the car will destroy itself with said part damage (it inevitably will), d) spending another day figuring out if it can be replaced, e) weeping bitter,…

Someone watched Corvette Summer waaaayyy too much.

90,000? Pshaw. Cortland/Puget Sound make an 8" diameter version of their Plasma mooring rope capable of just shy of 5 million lbs... and made of nothing more than PE.

So, really slow drifting then?

I’m with Tracy on this one - really ticks all the boxes well and a well-sorted CJ may actually gain some value along the way.

Angry much?