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Wow. I didn’t realize that there was a woman in her forties competing in Olympic gymnastics. Bravo for her. Also, I love that Jez only shows action shots of the female gymnasts instead of the male gaze shit that we so often see on TV. They are amazing athletes.

Welll it’s just not fair. And bros, I’m with you. I don’t think it’s fair either....that women are so afraid of men because violent crimes against women are overwhelmingly committed by men, and as a result of that we have to create physical safe spaces that segregate the genders. But ok, let’s fix your boo-boo first.

As a person who worked in different types of stores for ten years: This is not as embarrassing as people think it is. It happens, literally, every day. It doesn’t always mean your credit is bad or that you ran out of money. Try another card or come back later, people do it all the time.

Olympic fever. Catch it!

Is the notion that you can disagree with and dislike someone but still believe that they shouldn’t have to tolerate sexual harassment really that complicated?

I do! And it worked!

That’s not embarrassing. Embarrassing is the compulsion to post Daveed Diggs gifs on any thread even remotely Hamilton-related.

I only recently found out that she’s a billionaire heiress. She could have spent her life squandering daddy’s money and abusing his connections, but instead she forged her own career as one of the funniest people in the world. AND she seems like a total mench. I love and respect her so much it’s bordering on creepy

No fucking way Charlotte wears that to a dinner at Thackeray’s. TRUST.

Oh, christ.

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

That’s a very weak rickroll.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I’m attempting to transcend this bullshit

I ate all these people

“Given the chance, a lot of animals would eat the fuck out of us”