Seriously, Nintendo can fuck right off. There is no excuse for not making enough NES Classics. They could still be making and selling them right now! It’s a cheap piece of hardware with minimal storage requirements that they could be turning out by the millions if they wanted to, but they aren’t. They intentionally…

How fucking dumb are these people? Do they have anyone there who has a clue about how in demand these things were obviously going to be? Even after the NES debacle, they still fucked up the SNES?

I found the posts to be pretty annoying, mostly due to how forceful and shoehorned they were. No more cool tags and fanart, just endless whining and chicken scratch screeds about the importance of gender identity in a squid-themed third person shooter

Only Snipperclips is an exclusive, however. I’ll hold off for now.

Or, alternately, “The 8 onliest games for the Nintendo Switch”

Reason #286 that I’ll never have children.

What a selfless individual. You almost did it without telling the whole world, too!

Quick! Spin this into an argument about how gravity is patriarchal and ejecting her based on her gender! 

Option 3:Dad with kids: Learn how to teach your kids not to fuck with your shit, ya dope.

That is incorrect, people will at least wear red ribbons and have benefit concerts for people with AIDS.

Children are sexually transmitted diseases, no different than herpes or AIDS.

This fucking stain on humanity should not be able to leave his house without getting punched in the fucking face.

It’s always okay to punch a Nazi

Remember to dismiss the trolls kids!

If he so hates being punched for his views maybe we could set up a Safe Space for him.

Gizmodo: Where you can be as racist as you want as long as it’s against white males...

I doubt you could put any JRPG in front of Conan and have him enjoy it. These are games that require investment and an understanding of what they are. A casual observer isn’t going to get it

If one of the endings doesn’t involve at least one of them dead, then I’m going to be very disappointed.

this just in, book written in the 80s appears dated in 2016.

Does it come with the used condoms and live rats he sent to his co-stars? Will the box art feature the pretentious explanations for method acting he took from Jayden Smith’s Twitter account?

(If you enlarge the pic, you can see the skin is white, but more importantly he has the Joker’s capped teeth, so it’s definitely not Batman under the influence of Joker gas or somesuch.)