Regarding the two young gourmets at the wedding, why not just send a staffer to McDonald’s or Burger King? Where I am, you can’t drive more than 1/2 mile without seeing one or both. I’m sure the kids and MOG wouldn’t know what it was and I'd bet the bride would have thought it was hilarious.

I am an atheist and, quite frankly, I envy those who truly believe in the existence of a god who cares for us, has a plan for us, and loves us. I have known a few people in my life who absolutely glow in the certainty of their faith and I wish I had that, but I don't. I have never and would never try to "convert"…