We’ve all taken a vote and decided your reminders aren’t obligatory anymore. We get it, and it’s bordering on off-topic.

Real-life aerial surveyor here.

That’s good. Joyent actually uses an OS based on the last open release of Sun’s OpenSolaris operating system linked up with KVM - making it one of the few SVR4 Unix operating systems still out there in active development. Called SmartOS it powers their cloud infrastructure. More importantly, all the tools that they…

Great article. Brings back memories of when I faked my own death to get out of the Columbia Record Club.

Aaaand like most Haynes manuals, they’ll tell you how to remove and replace the hyperdrive encabulator, but fail to mention that the entire stern cargo cowl has to be removed, and that you need a special hydrospanner that is only available from the dealer on Corellia.

My view on the SW universe is still that they’re on a long decline from a super science civilization and they’re still working from ancient tech that was meant to be idiot-proof without fully understanding it. Which is why their newly-designed Giant Space Lasers keep getting blown up by groups of rag tag heroes yet an…

Kanye, even though his support of Trump is baffling, actually had a valid point when he called to remove the amendment that ended slavery - He just can’t communicate his ideas very well and doesn’t seem to understand that no one else was on the same page. That amendment has two clauses, the first outlaws private…

People that have opinions shouldn’t be allowed to have opinions!

Anyone putting LCD screens in classic arcade games should be taken out back and shot. There is no defense possible.

Anyone putting LCD screens in classic arcade games should be taken out back and shot. There is no defense possible.

Hey Google, change my reminder called “turn off phone before Trump’s horse shit alert” to Wednesday October 3.

I was promised flying cars.

His last tweet overnight was sent at 12:21am ET. He was back at it early this morning, sending his next tweet at 5:57am

5-year-old me would call you a butthead for this

The issue with Detroid: Become Human is that Nier Automata already came out.

When he says he’s going to catch ‘em all, he doesn’t mean every type of Pokémon, he means every single Pokémon in Taipei.

The rumor I’ve heard is an unnamed Nigerian prince, desperate to get his wealth out of the country.  Musk’s returns are expected to be significant, but time is of the essence, lest heavy taxes be levied against the sum. 

“Impossible”? Hardly. Difficult for casuals who are unlikely to venture outside of a Google search? Probably. But that’s far from “impossible”.

so when i say “some have suggested dark matter” in an article, i’m not just making shit up. instead, there’s usually some theory paper that says something to the effect of, “here’s our idea for a particle that could explain the mystery we call dark matter, and we should expect the following characteristic signature in…

As riveting as your pretentious skepticism is, unless you have a degree in astrophysics from an accredited institution, I’m gonna go ahead and roll my eyes.

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