I actually preferred Gothic 1 and 2 over Morrowind. Smaller world and far less grandiose narrative, but NPC and creature AI was amazing. They all had sleep and day cycles, the NPCs would remember you if you had been in conflict, and they would accost you if you entered their home.  They worked and ate, and defended…

Forsooth!

I’m upset! I was hoping there was no equivalent positive form, like “gruntled”

The problem isn’t wasting time, it’s feeling guilty. If you’re not hurting yourself or others, there’s no problem. Maybe it’s something obsessive you need to get out of your system before you move on. Pay attention to what feels satisfying about it and see if it can be applied to any other activities, and then perhaps…

Follow up: how has it not been starred on USERNAME alone!?

Yeah, but Willie McGinest is an anagram for “Gin Elicit Mewls” which is shockingly accurate recap of what happened to all my Super Bowl martinis.

First I make sure my friends are okay with powerful psychedelics, but they usually are because you know, they’re my friends. THEN I bust out The Residents.

When I read that last line I was like, “but The Pod IS my favorite Ween album... Oh wait.”

People like you have made the world an unbearable place, ripe with recreational outrage and approbation seeking insecurity.

Ugh... I fucking hate my generation...

Sonic with huge boobs, preferably with state-of-the-art jiggle physics. The jiggle-modeled boobs would affect Sonic’s momentum, adding a meta challenge to the platforming gameplay. Particularly expert players could influence their boob motion into centripetal cycles, granting them a speed boost with each swing. The…

If Sega revealed that GalaxyTrail, the makers of 2014's amazing Sonic-inspired indie game “Freedom Planet,” were taking over the franchise. Because Freedom Planet is literally the best Sonic-like experience I’ve ever had — it even tops the classic Sega Genesis Sonic games, as far as I’m concerned. And if a small group…

Or if he spirits you into space to start geeking out about Mars and ontology and shit, and he forgets to even give you a damn air bubble...