This is why we can only have things provided at Trump resorts.

early morning drug run

After 8 years of bullshit directed at Obama calling him the worst president ever they haven’t earned a single second of unity.

And these days the competition is pretty fierce

Yeah, fuck that unity shit. This pisses me off so much. They whine, moan, bitch, and obstruct for eight years—EIGHT FUCKING YEARS—and now we’re supposed to play nice-nice since the “red team” won? No, fuck you. I want us to obstruct too. I want us to fight for justice. Fuck being nice. Fuck unity. Fuck them.

Its time to fight, not cry.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

Congratulations, this has to be the stupidest comment I’ve read all day.

They are a bunch of fucking thieves at best. It is unbelievable that a nation cannot put them in order.

Would be nice to have names and publications in attendance.

Nixon had the recording equipment installed himself. Sort of backfired on him though.

Is that raw meat next to the chips? Are the reporters grilling it themselves?

Thanks, “reporters”!

Those sure are some big buns, you sure Trump could hold onto one of them sandwiches?

what about the cane toad? we watched an old documentary on this particular invasive species in my geography class years ago, but is it still a large threat?

I had a 1.5 foot span huntsman spider, sitting unreachable on my double-height bedroom ceiling for a month in Australia.

Maybe an Australian Jezzie can answer me but, why does it seem like everything there is trying to kill you?

Look. I get it. A lot of shitty stuff has happened this year. But this is getting a bit ridiculous. Just Google “Wedding Party Death 2015" and you get an idea of how with thousands of Weddings happening everyday, very bad shit happens at some of them at least once a year.

If we keep blaming the arbitrary time…

As an Australian I can tell you that we don’t call them “widow makers” for nothing.

I hate to be “that person” but as a Biologist I think this normally rare event could become more common with monoculture tree plantings. Monoculture stands such as pine, Christmas trees, often for profit but sometimes touted as “eco-friendly” have almost no diversity and therefore no variety of roots to stabilize or…