This is why we can only have things provided at Trump resorts.

early morning drug run

After 8 years of bullshit directed at Obama calling him the worst president ever they haven’t earned a single second of unity.

And these days the competition is pretty fierce

Yeah, fuck that unity shit. This pisses me off so much. They whine, moan, bitch, and obstruct for eight years—EIGHT FUCKING YEARS—and now we’re supposed to play nice-nice since the “red team” won? No, fuck you. I want us to obstruct too. I want us to fight for justice. Fuck being nice. Fuck unity. Fuck them.

Its time to fight, not cry.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

Congratulations, this has to be the stupidest comment I’ve read all day.

They are a bunch of fucking thieves at best. It is unbelievable that a nation cannot put them in order.

They’re far too proud of their technological terror.

How could the ending be darker? Seriously, I want to know.

The director spoke about it in interviews, a script doctor was brought in to tweak after the first pass. It’s pretty standard practice with large tent pole features like this. Given it was the first in the “A Star Wars Story” films it was scheduled into production as they knew they were going to have to fine tune the…

Cernovich suffers from a combination of acute Cialis poisoning and Norman Bates level mom issues.

There *might* be a time in the future when no one is excited for a Star Wars film and they lose money. But considering Marvel is in on movie 49896 and they’re still going strong I think Star Wars is safe. I can only concede to this hypothetical future where they stop being profitable but I honestly have no idea when…

They’re threatening anyone who expresses a dislike or disagreement with Furer Drumpf or anyone different from themselves. R1 has a diverse cast instead of all white males. Basically the same motivation behind the Lady Ghostbuster hate.

Okay, so, in other words, Rogue One won the gold medal, but these wackos are saying it failed because it didn’t win a platinum medal?

Everything. Everything is wrong with them.

They think they’re the rebels... I mean, they’re in power with the richest, most corporate and probably most corrupt government ever, but yeah, sure, “rebels”.

I’d ask what the fuck is wrong with these people, but I’m not convinced I want an answer.

These people are a special kind of delusional. How does R1 have anything to do with this? Unless you liken the Empire to Drumpf’s people.