You won a ping pong tournament, bought a shrimping boat or dated my ex-wife, I’m not sure which. Either way congratulations

My apologies for forgetting the 2003 “redesign” that included innovative features like ABS, a roof and 2 inches of floor.

A completely new platform from a bankrupt company that looks pretty much the same as their existing platform except with a fancy aero package stapled to it. Citation?

2018-1992=26. I’m not saying they didn’t improve it over the years but...

Press that red button...

I’m just happy they made it at all. They could have easily stopped with the base model in 1992 (like that stupid Prowler) but they went full ACR all the way through their bankruptcy proceedings. A hearty FU to Fiat for killing a car that still holds dozens of track records despite being a 26 year old platform from a…

There is no full synthetic oil available unless you live in the EU or import the stuff or own your own hydrocarbon cracking facility. Do you own your own hydrocarbon cracking facility?

Amazon operated in the red growing their market. They would have been quite profitable a an internet bookseller (their original market) from year one. They also shipped product from day one.

That’s an easy mark. We want to find out about the true Hyundai Pony and Mitsubishi Mirage enthusiasts.

For $80,000 I will happily sell you mine. It’s a nice car. It’s got low miles (well, low for a 25 year old car) and all of the most desirable options. It’s also not worth $80,000.

Snap oversteer in the land of rain and snow. A Chilton’s manual that explains (virtually any) repair involves removing the engine and rear suspension. Dealer only parts that are only available if you also own a time machine. They are indeed neat cars but “I don’t really know how to fix cars so it can’t be too…

“ and without having to overnight parts from Japan.”

Nein. If your car requires specialty tools, specialty parts and specialty mechanics...

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Is the other 1/10 a Prius owner? I’m asking for a friend.

I have seen the pre-production model, and also yes

Acetylene headlamps were indeed a thing, that’s what the ‘B’ tank of my OA torch was designed for.

A timing belt on a 1979 Jeep is called a chain. It won’t break. It may stretch slightly but that’s about it.

I spent time in South Carolina, it was about the same. IIRC you smog it when you register and then they pretty much don’t give two craps so long as they get a registration check every year...as opposed to California where you fail your bi-yearly emissions for having the wrong serial number stamped on your catalytic…