Just because you’d like to forget it happened doesn’t make it untrue. This is not only DSM’s cross to bear, there are many others. I didn’t even bring up the crank walk or exploding transmission thing...oh wait.

“Also, don’t live in cali!”

”a synthetic blend oil change”

Ah...the before time, when headlights only came in two flavors, round (*) or rectangular.

German = quality? Clearly we haven’t owned the same German cars.

Um...no. We saved exactly one American car company, GM. Ford was in no danger of bankruptcy and Fiat bought Dodge. It had nothing to do with flags, it had to do with regulatory capture and bogus subprime mortgages.

Have you not been to the Spearmint Rhino in Slough?

Did he get them for zero down?

The Fiat Panda lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

Thats quite the PITCH (aka resin obtained from conifers)

Nowadays a performance car with a 2L engine gets pretty much the exact same mileage as a performance car with a 6L engine.

So 40mpg is achievable in a roomy car if you use fuel with 30% more energy and violate a bunch of emissions laws? Good to know.

Please get back to us once crazy uncle Elon stops selling $140,000 cars and pumping up stock prices for a living.

Clearly there should be zero news coverage of any Tesla related accidents since they have approximately 0.01% market share due to their hilariously inneficient manufacturing process.

*cough* *cough* assembled in Detroit, MI...right up until FCA killed it last year.

Don’t hate on the DSM, at least not until they hired whoever this is...

I don’t recall fighting the dealership over warranty issues, but then again it was $500 and hidden behind someone’s shed so....

It looks like 5 of them have hit $20K. Presumably all 5 of them had full interiors.  

“You do have to give CARB some credit”...for failing a 38 year old car last weekend because it had the wrong serial number on the catalytic converter.

California can suck my balls. There is zero logic in demanding that specific parts be mandated for specific cars and that’s exactly what their current mandate is.