White man, balding, overweight, employs a laminated dollar bill on a string. Gentleman I believe I’ve cracked the case.

Whoever cut your brake lines or equipped that “flexi flier” with tires from the dollar store?

Ah, the C3. Will the Corvette ever live down that hot brown load of “heritage”?

While I strongly believe you can LS swap all things, it’s certainly simpler in a Chevrolet of this era. Good luck with your italian friend

Burt isn’t dead yet and this is afar cry from the 455/400 ci screaming chickens of his generation.

15-20K? Why? You’ll find more cocaine in the carpet of a Corvette or a Porsche.

I find it very doubtful Nissan spent as much since multi-national companies generally have lawyers on their payroll, they’re not paying “retail” like this guy (or they are and are getting way better attorneys, one of the two)

I’m struggling to understand what he ever brought to the table. Apple = Wozniak + what they stole from Xerox. Jobs was a marketing guy.

Which is really too bad. I mean yes the Vega had a terrible engine (aluminum with spray coated bores vs inserts) but it was light, it looked nice and a 350/TH350 fit very nicely inside of one.

Indeed, because it was true. Anyone who had a Pony/Excel could tell you.

You do realize how we became our own country right? Per the Constitution you can order a cannon if that’s what our local militia needs, and with no 10 day waiting period either.

Semi-automatic rifles (the ones without a bolt return, typically carbines) have been a thing for quite some time now. This one just happens to be painted black.

That’s great. Please inform the polar bears, crocodiles, coyotes and mountain lions that we’re back to being prey animals. Please also inform any citizen of rural Alaska that they should move ASAP.

You do realize the only differences between a “military style weapon” and hunting rifle are trivial right?

Sadly, you cannot rent a Dodge Viper at Enterprise, only Camaros and Corvettes.

Man my commute is going to get expensive...

That’s just what a witch would say.

Aw...it wasn’t always a SAAB (their Swedish girlfriend) or a Daiwoo (their Asian girlfriend)

That sounds eerily similar to any CARB compliant 2 stroke motor from the last 10 years. The “trick” is to use eBay to buy the 49 state Federal version, since those actually work. I find it hard to blame the factory since they’re not the ones mandating that it be broken.

All the stars for you recognizing that this wasn’t an OMG new feature invented by Subaru in the 1980s