In the words of Captian Falcon "F—- Zero!"

So, storytime: my dad was a letter carrier for thirty-eight years. Every Christmas he'd receive a stack of Christmas cards from the people on his route, not to mention stacks of boxes of chocolates. Several years he even became pen pals with the children who would write to Santa Claus. A few times he was able to…

I generally live by the "any more then 4 legs stay the fuck away from me rule". The more legs it has, the more I don't want it anywhere near me. 6 leg ant? Eah, get off. 8 leg spider? KILL IT. Millipede? Heart attack.

It's a lot less poignant if you play "Yakety Sax" over it instead of the heartstring music. Still cute either way, though.

Here goes a teaser, The priest says: If you want healing, pray to ME.

Judging from the size of the hand, I'd say she's in her 64th trimester.

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There is nothing worse than cruising along just for Pandora or iPod to throw 3 slow songs back to back to back...