I love this!

I used to be in love with Teddy Ruxpin when I was a kid, because I thought he had a sexy voice. I don't even know how I knew what 'sexy' was, but there you have it. I later broke up with him to date Raphael from the Ninja Turtles.

I wish I could say they were my first cartoon boyfriends, but sadly,…

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

You could invite some guys to your lesbian wedding and they'd think it was a date.

Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

For some of us, goth never went away. We just got older.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I agree completely with the points you made, on the other, circumcision does significantly lower the chances of contracting a venereal disease and cancer. Going a long ways towards preventing an HIV/AIDS diagnosis is a pretty big pro on the side of circumcision.

Every time a normal woman says this the E.L. James women charge the unfuckable. Pretty soon we *will* be a different species.

There's some intersectional stuff going on here.

100% all of this. If someone says they feel like they were violated, well, then I believe them. I may privately think they are being a little hyperbolic, but it's not my body and not my place to project a "you're being unreasonable" vibe onto someone who is obviously upset.

Wow. I'm sure it's already too late to beat the Foreskin Conspiracy Crew (aka the other FCC), but just wow.

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

And we're not even really talking vulva here either, it's more the mons.

Can I please say how much I hate it when people say vagina when they actually mean something else like mons pubis? You can't see a vagina from that angle unless her anatomy is abnormal.

now i kinda want to hear tig notaro read the importance of being earnest.

Fuck this guy. I tried to read The Corrections, but it bored the shit out of me, and I hated every single character. I've never read her books either, because that genre holds no appeal for me, but for this egotistical lout to treat her as something to scrape off his shoe - that just frosts my tonsils.

Yeah. There was something about it that made it IDEAL for sick reading. Maybe because I only had to use 1% of my brain.

Wait, I'm allowed to choose what kind of sandwich I make for my man? What a time to be alive.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

That's my life aspiration as well.