Simmer down, they had to take all the crunchy out of the stories and that takes time.

Hypocrite is always the first word that comes to mind when I remember these stories, but my brain is always searching for another word. Maybe one that's slightly softer, naïve, and confused. It's just truly a look at the floor and shake your head kind of read.

I prefer the KJV. "Whited sepulchre" has a little more bite than "whitewashed tomb":

Hang on a minute. I was under the impression that Zedd was dead.

maybe if we stopped pretending like it's cute to wear someone down, we could then also stop pretending it's not okay to say yes, too. They go hand in hand...empowering people to make decisions they want by respecting and trusting them when they say what those wishes are.

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

I think the hate is more because he's a pretentious racist shitbag, but whatever you wanna believe, dude.

He forgot to add "probs some EDM song you wouldn't know".

In a perfect world his future wife's last name will be Naise and he will hyphenate his last name Mayer-Naise. Thus finally having nomenclature beffiting his personality and musical stylings.

Sometimes I like to randomly flop down with my tongue hanging out the side of my mouth and imagine what my chalk outline would look like if I died suddenly while folding the laundry or something.

Occasionally I follow that with slowly curling my fingers up like corpses do during rigor mortis then I quickly check out…

Honestly, I've read a TON of these answers, and I'm willing to bet mine is the weirdest. I am completely silent when alone. I do not talk to the TV, the cat, I hate answering the phone when I've got a good silence brewing. I love my husband, but seriously he is always making noises, singing, talking to me, to the cat,…

Rehearsing out loud the arguments I will never have with people who have upset me sometime between twenty five years ago and today, when I'm angry.

"Female serial killers gather and male serial killers hunt," Harrison said.

Are we really giving an ally a hard time for not understanding the literal definition of feminism and using societal cues from those around him to inform his idea of what it means? Yes, that was a mistake, but he rectified it, and is doing his best to try and be a good ally now.

Ohhhhhhhh. So that's where it is.

IT IS REALLY NOT COOL TO GET SPIKE INVOLVED IN THIS MESS, KARA.

My takeaway is that next time I'm having my period I will say "I am in the wardrobe of my Royal Daintiness." So much more quaint than saying it's Shark Week.

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.

I briefly dated this dude (27) and he asked how he could help around my apartment when I was prepping for a party. I thought a pretty straightforward chore would be to make the bed. I'm not perfectionist about the bed, I don't tuck the sheets under the mattress or have a specific arrangement, mostly just make it flat.…