"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

That's my life aspiration as well.

Yes. It is, actually. But you're too busy trying to find ways that feminists hate men to realize that's a central tenant of feminism - that the patriarchy hurts everyone.

Yes. Rape isn't just prevalent because people don't know about consent and there are a lot of awful, entitled men out there who want to exert control over other people. It's also because of rape culture: rape is minimized, victims are disbelieved and blamed, and rapists can generally count on facing zero legal or…

No, it's not.

My theory about people like Cathy Young: sometimes I get completely and utterly overwhelmed by the awfulness of the world, ya know? Like, I used to drive by a Home Depot where day laborers hung out and it made me cry. I mean, that seems a bit silly because I think it was a good place to get work, but the point is that…

THE THING IS [OPINION PROVING THE POINT OF THE ARTICLE, REFUTING NOTHING]

Hey. You're the first one. Good job. Here's a cookie.

not really

Yes, the part about listening more than they talk is the most important. I have encountered countless male 'feminists' who think that because they're feminists, they can go ahead and act as if they know more about feminism and women's experience than women do.

I have never experienced assault at the hands of a male feminist, but I have experienced Macktivism for sure. I only trust men who listen more than they talk about feminism (in a conversation with women), who are feminist in actions but not necessarily name. I look for nuances in conversation, reactions to real world…

Isn't that an issue of parsing words? I know that the research overwhelming rejects the idea that a person can have ideas implanted in their minds by video games, but isn't there other research that indicates that repeated exposure to violent video games that require the player to simulate violence can be used as…

"Think before you eat that second piece of pizza! No one wants to rape a fatty!"

...and yet, if they get ignored and something like a rape does actually happen it's the woman's fault? Did I get that one right?

The same think we do every night Pinky.

There's nothing wrong with remaking Ghostbusters with an all-ladeez cast.

Nobody cares. Go check out /b on 4chan if you want to know what most 12-26 year old men with poor socializing skills think of feminists like you.

My goodness, I realized that I got so caught up reading endless updates and comments about this unfortunate, sad, fictional situation that I forgot one of my first reactions to the beginnings of this story, to wit:

(mostly I just write "I am gay" to his friends, which is kind of anticlimactic because he is out, but Ive got to find my fun somehow)

I just make up words. I find it intriguens my day-to-day conversating.