This is great, thorough journalism; congrats, Anna & Jezebel

I mean, maybe Corruption of Champions? Maybe?

A World War with nobody on the other side is called the Dark Ages.

I may or may not know some members of the Order of the Oven Mitt:

SEAMAN 2!!!!!!!!

Let’s not overlook the fact that, besides *claiming* to be a cop, this white guy with a gun dragging your friend into his house *HAD NO EVIDENCE THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY A COP*. Everything we’ve taught children for the last 50 years says “Don’t go with strangers”, “Protect your friends from bullies”... oh, what, unless he…

I still remember Deke Decourt, lurching out of hell itself, accusing me:

More like the IDGAF awards, AMIRITE?!?

Sprightly. Not spritely.

Soooo... wait. Is it just a stationary image, or are they able to look around within an immersive environment?

Because it *looked* like it was just crappy POV, really close.

That’s exactly what I mean - it is an optional thing - that the developers rely way too hard on to pad gameplay and drive repeat engagement - instead of linearly moving plot. Everytime I hear about this kind of feature, it results in a WatchDogs or a Fallout 4 - sure, enjoyablle popcorn games, but nowhere near as…

“infiltrating one of many bases located throughout the game in what sounds like aFar Cry-esque capture or destroy meta game”

What, no Steve and Brian figures to help her out?

It is more to say, in the U.S., when a Trans person is killed, their murderer rarely does time, on account of “trans panic”, a trumped-up “mental state” brought on in the attacker through the shock and cognitive dissonance of finding out that a person is not actually the gender they represent. Alternatively, defense…

LUKE = SITH EPISODE VII CONFIRMED

The joke, which needs no economic validation, is that they are so addicted to *playing* Candy Crush, that they spent billions *playing* it. As consumers. Just a soft lob of a pun. Yes, it makes good business sense. But we all know they *really* bought it so they could have unlimited free microtransaction accounts.

“Someone overreacted to a headline and made assumptions about motive not asserted by the article... But then, that’s Kotaku UK for you. When I overreact, it’s *always* Kotaku UK. Curse you, Kotaku UK!!!”

Maybe the fact that he is a gamer is the link that makes it relevant to Kotaku, vs., I dunno, Oprah’s blog.

“When talking to women, make your only goal to have entertaining and fun conversations with them, and nothing else.

Wait wait waitwaitwait...

Are they commissioning child pornography?

I mean, like, wait...

Really?