In a Hell's Kitchen dive bar, a gamey patron tried to pay for his $3 pint of Bud with prosciutto that he pulled out of his napsack in August. I told him we do not accept pork products in lieu of currency, and he asked for a few minutes to get the cash. He had already sipped out of the pint, so I acquiesced. A short…

I think the make-up was photoshopped off her mug for the most part. She resembles cousin Rosie on that cover.

So many Thai restaurants think eggs are a vegetable. Whenever I order Pad Thai, I explicitly request no eggs and 9 times out of 10 those sulfurus embryos dominate the plate. I've had similar experiences in old school Italian restaurants in Bensonhurst. When I ask if the minestrone has any meat in it, the answer is…

I don't think that's true at all. I doubt anyone in the service industry would agree that they should be expected to anticipate every random customer's crazy potential confusion. I once had a drunken dim wit argue with me because her short rib entree cost more than the spare ribs, her logic was they should cost less…

Poster child for 'White Girl Drunk'

Standing behind Gigi Hadid makes Kendull look even more like one of Robert Palmer's back up ho's.

Life isn't fair, and never trust a designer that lacks personal style. You're welcome.

Hooray for everyone out there that wants to dress like Melissa McCarthy, whomever you may be.

Is this how it goes now? Women have to slap their butt cheeks together to earn male approval and internships? I'd much rather just slap a guy and take his money than entertain this sexist bullshit.

That is one useless fashion statement; where on earth, other than a runway, could anyone possible rock Homer Simpson stumble thighs and troll hair?

Female celebrities being naked and having sex equals deepest darkest secrets, while being naked and having sex is an expected birth right of the cocksman male celebrities. Women buy into the sexist, misogynistic bullshit without giving it a second thought. These tabloids gallingly list parenthetical ages next to the…

This is her thesis project? It's a fire hazard on stair cases and surely a real pain in the ass for anyone trying to pass her in a narrow corridor. Additionally, it's just not that interesting or compelling as a performance piece. Why can't she just ask a group of friendly bears to subject her attacker to the same…

This reckless psycho woman is so very lucky that he was a mild mannered gentleman. He should have her arrested for the death threats.

How many points do I get for turning an apple into a bong?

My guess: He's a clumsy, annoying lover that rubs chin stubble on anything he touches, and his hygiene is suspect. She probably doesn't want to bother starting something with him she'll have to finish on her own.

Been there; chefs and foodies don't respond well to the question of 'do you have any gluten free vegan options'. The response of 'go someplace else' is the least toxic in some cases. I've also been steered toward a minestrone only to discover upon being served that it was made with chicken stock and contained…

Butter in coffee is an Ethiopian tradition for those who can afford it. The extra calories combined with caffeine stave off the hunger during lean times. Passing this off as a new trend here in the states is just manipulative as the majority of us simply do not need the extra saturated fat. I'm going to have to…