Smash Bros won best fighting game? That's a funny, funny, funny joke. The series has always been unbalanced rubbish. Fun? Ten years ago, sure! Good fighting game? Never.

This year's flu vaccine is less than 50% effective at preventing the flu, but 100% effective at implanting you with an RFID chip! :)

HOW MANY Fire Emblem characters? How many characters now are sword wielders? Link, Toon Link, Ike, Marth, Lucina, Pit, Robin, and sometimes the Miis. Now I'm actually hoping they let Metaknight stay at home for this one... Bogus.