Speechless is most definitely not missing from this list.

I think that was the one with John Slattery playing the love child of Walt Disney and Roger Sterling, but that could have also been 3. But I'm almost positive it's 2.

Any "MST3K ripped off Svengoolie" statement that fails to work What's Up, Tiger Lily?
and Mad Movies into the timeline isn't worth my time.

Still there, still a 2-day wait for a table at Christmastime (3 if you want a table next to the tree)

Who knew this would be the AV Club's Zapruder Film.

I used to be able to do that with my Safeway rewards card at Dominick's.

It's because you lose all your credibility if you admit you've been to Cheesecake Factory and are familiar with their menu.

And for my next trick, I'll make this jug of Blotto Wine disappear!

What if she wrote A Poem For Dzohar for exposure?

Well, you start by not doing anything to make the story interesting, and then you throw in a surprise Bradley Cooper cameo, thinking that will solve everything.

"Specifically, it would be great if, over the course of this or another comic-centric series, we could see a parent character who actually likes the idea of his or her kid as a comedian – just for the sake of novelty."

"Then again, by repeating the first minute or two of Bill’s routine about marriage several times, I’m Dying Up Here really clarifies that it’s not intending to wring the maximum laughs from its premise."

I really hate this. I was convinced Edgar was a No Celebrities Were Harmed version of Freddie Prinze, and then in E3, we learn that Freddie Prinze exists in this universe.

As does adopting dogs from shelters instead of going to a breeder. In this era, millions of people were still giving puppies and kittens as Christmas gifts without consulting the recipient on what kind they wanted, as well as buying black cats for Halloween and then setting them free.

Or it's the House of Cards Effect: Clay is a talented comedian because the show says he is, not because he actually is a talented comedian.

Do they still put the cole slaw right on the sandwich?

What's improve xhaustion?

My wife and I tried flying Spirit once.

"A 31-year-old Cloris Leachman played Brown in an episode of the anthology TV drama Telephone Time that re-staged the disaster, then returned to the role 22 years later for the TV movie S.O.S. Titanic."

Did you try saying "no thanks, I got it"?