You know what helps you to not think that? Eating at McDonalds.

I'm Not Lovin' It

When was that?!

Because ClickHole wasn't ham-fisted enough, apparently.

Depends how backwoods the town is and how much the townies hate students.

You're talking about Delta, sir.

Ray's, Famous Ray's, Original Ray's, Famous Original Ray's, Original Famous Ray's…

Smithers, I believe this dog was in Skull and Bones.

*selects number of tickets and clicks add to order*

Great username/post synergy.

"The fact that you have not scooped up all the tickets to see legendary actor-director Christopher Guest at the Music Box baffles me"

*Clever reference to the fact that Keri Russell is an actor who has played characters on both Felicity and The Americans*

AMY SMART! Need I say more?

John Ritter as Ben's dad! Donald Faison as Elena's religious boyfriend! KENAN FUCKING THOMPSON as the fat guy who cons Elena into a date when she's blind and doesn't know he's fat!

I couldn't imagine being able to watch Julie's videotaped goodbye, let alone the entire series, without putting a sledgehammer through my television.

I was about to ask "which one" but obvs you're talking about the first-season opening credits.

Ah yes, Intensity, featuring Nicole Sullivan as Felicity, er, Intensity.

Didn't Janeane Garofalo appear as the voice of Sally?

Yeah, The Simpsons would never do something as crass as a rape joke.

They can search frantically for the recipe for ice cubes!