There was a Broadway revival in 2006 with Nathan Lane as Oscar, Matthew Broderick as Felix, Brad Garrett (later Mike Starr) as the cop, and Olivia D'Abo as one of the Pigeon Sisters. It was awesome. And, for some reason, it closed almost immediately.

The Dark Knight Rises.

Right, but just attractive enough to find Jim's…brother, or coworker, or whatever the hell he was. The guy from the Ball Park Franks commercials. Anyway, just attractive enough to find him repulsive.

That's right! MUSIC!

When my parents went to a childbirth class when my mom was pregnant with me, they showed a childbirth film and one father passed out.

Poor guy. He won't even appear on The Middle any more now that Brick is in high school.

No one could possibly mistake you for Buzz. You're using capital letters correctly and you're not pining for the era where blackface was acceptable.

Is that a euphemism?

Suck my ball! Two times!

“Eh. It’s dumb. I don’t like it that much to tell you the truth.”

It's true: http://www.snopes.com/lost/…

The fuck is this Blues Brothers animated show shit?

Was 11/22/63 THAT successful?

Ugh, what a waste of Will Forte.

I'd only heard of it because I'd get casting alerts from the agency that cast extras while it was filming in Chicago.

According to an article I read on Snopes many years ago, it was because, for a brief time, the Commonwealth of Kentucky was charging companies to use the word "Kentucky" in the names of their products. During this time, the Kentucky Derby was known as "The Run for the Roses."

God, I wish!

Good, two seasons to explore Cam and Mitch's divorce.

Luke, in all likelihood, has had sex (there was the recent ep where a girl was sneaking out of his bedroom and left one of her shoes behind).

I think it would've been really out-of-character for Haley to actually finish a college degree.