He should've refused to direct it because it was a note-by-note ripoff of Three Amigos!

Yeah, whatever following they had in their home state at the height of their popularity, it definitely wasn't frat boys. They were too busy listening to Hootie and the Blowfish.

That might be my favorite Farrelly Brothers movie and it's definitely my favorite work starring Amy Smart.

Um, American Beauty, hello.

I've heard it rivals Braveheart in both historical inaccuracy and the equivalence of "gay" and "weak," so I'll pass, thanks.

She can do no wrong in my eyes thanks to her Cameron Diaz impression in Lost in Translation.

I liked him in that and in Waiting…

You should Leaving Las Vegas if you haven't and you want to see him do more than two facial expressions, though it may make you never want to go to Las Vegas or drink again.

Are you saying you dislike Bret Michaels?

The Ted movies are great, and contain far fewer racist jokes than an episode of Family Guy that's probably 1/3 as long.

It's awesome, but could not exist outside of its timeframe.

I started reading it, and it appears to read like a textbook.

There was an episode of Family Business where they were auditioning new male talent, and they started with, like, 40 or 50 prospective actors, and only ended up with 1 or 2 who could actually get aroused and stay aroused long enough to do a sex scene.

He pimps to pay the bill for repair of his dad's car that he stole while his parents were out of town to take a hooker on a date, and the car slides into Lake Michigan. The whole thing is very Reagan-era.

Yeah, I'd like to see the alternate ending where he doesn't get into Princeton.

"Hey everyone! An old man's talking!"

That was me, until Friday, when Stranglehold came on the radio and I changed stations in response for the first time in history.

More insufferable than Jon Voight? Jesus.

Liberals FURIOUS

"In Gaiman’s original text, Audrey and Shadow have an interaction following Laura’s funeral, but it is brief and hostile. What plays out on the show is ultimately more raw. Audrey dissolves into tears, and they end in an embrace with a mutual understanding of each other’s pain."