I really prefer to think the three seashells were some sort of washlet system and not, um, what Sly Stallone said he thinks they are.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

No, McKayla was legit pissed, this facial expression is smug and self-satisfied.

DIDN'T SCREAM OR CRY WHILE I RAPED HER - FIVE STARS

Man, Gary Cole and Robin Williams deserved a lot better than One Hour Photo, that much I know.

Look, only one was flamingly racist and only one was quasi-transphobic, that's not THAT bad of a track record.

Who the fuck knows, man.

A sideways duckface with a smirk, yes.

I have this one Facebook friend who's massively into CrossFit (even by CrossFit standards) and she's making that face Melissa Rauch is making in the poster in EVERY. SINGLE. selfie at the CrossFit studio she posts.

I think I have heard it!

14-year-old TribalistMeathead didn't care that Steven Tyler featured his daughter poledancing in one of his videos, because…his daughter was poledancing in one of his videos.

Is it something worse than appearing at The Gathering of the Juggalos and supporting Trump?

It took me forever to hear Sugar Shack in my head. I kept hearing Sugar, Sugar by the Archies.

He was in Dallas Buyers Club and he has (had?) that recurring role on Modern Family as one of the Dunphys' wealthy white trash neighbors.

He's probably living just fine off of Dutch and Vegas Vacation residuals, thank you very much.

The Break-Up?

That…probably would've been OK, actually.

Really, because they make me want to start a family and do stuff like this:

And the casting of his wife Rita Wilson as the jazz lounge cocktail waitress who wants to fuck the drummer, well, that was…less creepy than some casting decisions Kevin Smith has made.

You never thank me for competently playing the bass!