I think mine is "Oh shut up, you PINHEAD! You make me SICK!" but only because it comes because a cigarette-smoking Satan appearing as a guest just said "Look, all I was trying to say is…"

What was it? "Muff" only has four letters.

God, imagine leaving Cracker Barrel with uneaten biscuits.

Shut the fuck up, Caleb!

Oh man, don't make me choose between "We used to call that the Jew Room!" and "Back then, it wasn't 'gay,' it was just 'two men…celebrating each others' strength'" as my favorite lines from that ep.

Her Roseanne was really good, she just kept getting upstaged by Chris-Farley-as-Tom-Arnold.

Apparently you can use the STARZ app for a month for free and then pay $10 a month, which is what I plan to do for the duration of the show.

On the one hand, I have zero interest in watching it because it's my least favorite Gaiman book.

Gives beer to a duck offscreen, waves his dick around onscreen. Would that it were the other way around.

I'd rather be Annual Gift Man.

Do you think it goes better or worse when the actor was a dramatic actor before they were a comedic actor, such as Leslie Nielsen?

I'll alert the media.

When the sequel came out and Bernie Mac was playing Bosley, a friend of mine said "I bet Bill Murray didn't get along with one of the Angels." Shortly after that, we learned he didn't get along with Lucy Liu.

Sounds more like something they'd do for the Japanese movie poster.

We watched Excalibur in a high school English class. All I remember is that all of the sex scenes made it through uncensored.

"Brenda?"

I don't know how much of Tom Green's career was harmed by the urban legend about him being fired from MTV for going to a Jewish nursing home dressed like Hitler, but if it's more than 0%, that's really unfair, partly because it's not true, and partly because it wasn't remotely plausible in the first place.

Can I see it?

Are you kidding me? There are several restaurants that will take your picture and put it on their Wall of Shame if you put ketchup on your hot dog.

People who insist ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog can shampoo my balls.