Yeah, I've heard it's really common to go to the country of origin of your surname and have them tell you how to pronounce it.

As far as "OMG the Japanese are taking over the world" comedies go, it's a lot less troublesome than Gung Ho.

…beating off to pictures of J-Law's butthole…

Look, if you don't have a mustache, then you can't very well offer women a free mustache ride, can you?

I'm not going to Reddit to find out, but did he think anyone besides Bobby Moynihan was gonna play him on SNL?

#dicksoutforharambe

"sports reporters love redemptive arcs but don’t know how to deal with the messiness and multiple sad codas of a typical addict’s story"

I believe it was Jean-Paul Sartre who said, "How do you spell 'Sartre'?"

Every time I see him, I melt like butter on a bagel.

Oh shut up, you pinhead! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

I was trying to make a joke and a Diner reference, but now I think there actually was a scene in one of the Addams Family movies where Thing hid in a popcorn bucket.

The SNL monologue from a Courteney Cox-hosted ep where Adam-Sandler-as-Bruce-Springsteen came out and sang Dancing in the Dark, and they kept cutting to the same shot from the video of Clarence Clemons clapping his hands over his head, may have been my favorite thing that Adam Sandler has ever done.

Cool story, but the biggest problem with it is that "duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, snap-snap" is woven into the original score for the film in several places.

"Mediocre" is too kind. I saw the Chicago tryout, and man, if I didn't find it entertaining just to watch Nathan Lane chew some scenery and Bebe Neuwirth do a Bob Fosse number, that would've been a long two hours.

Bullshit. Did you forget about the scene where Thing hides in a bucket of popcorn?

Ah yes, the show that Strangers With Candy was cancelled in favor of.

He was also in the Night Moves video.

Seriously, I watched two episodes of Family Ties when I was visiting my in-laws this summer, and one was about the mother of a friend of Mallory's who killed herself, and how the mother was coping with her daughter's death. Neither the friend nor the friend's mother were mentioned before this ep, and neither were…

A colored mayor?! THAT'LL be the day!

What doesn't hold up very well: The fact that every single Very Special Episode involves a new character that the family has allegedly known forever, yet we never see said character again after the VSE.