Imagine being 17 years old and not knowing that you need to masturbate behind a door that locks.

Speaking of Amy Heckerling, "Feel the Heat" and European Vacation, and "Tenderness" and Clueless.

Pretty much every song used in Shaun of the Dead now makes me think of Shaun of the Dead.

Three Times a Lady.

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Got To Be Real makes my sister in law think of SatC and it makes me think of King of the Hill.

Half the time, it makes me think of that, and the other half, it makes me think of the Lost City of Atlanta from Futurama.

I figured. Point being, if I order in advance, I want it to be ready when I get there, I don't want to have to stand around eating peanuts and reading laudatory Five Guys reviews in local magazines for another five or ten minutes.

And Jackie Chan as a Mitsubishi rep, because all Asians look the same.

Hey, it could be worse: At least the stoner didn't rape anyone.

I've ordered online from Five Guys maybe 20 times since they introduced online ordering, and each time, I've gone to pick up the order, and then had to wait for them to finish cooking more fries.

Ordering a quesadilla from Chipotle also pisses off 100% of the people waiting in line behind you.

Hm, good point.

Dean Martin seduces a woman young enough to be his granddaughter.

He also popped on The fucking Wonder Years, you millennial dingus.

Like that time Helen Hayes won an Oscar for her performance in fucking Airport?

I don't think it's possible to be so wealthy, you don't ever want to make a nice box of Kraft Cheese and Macaroni.

God, it is weird when you start watching The Sopranos S4 and he pops up playing Danielle's husband, though.

Why can't they bring back good shows, like BJ and the Bear? There's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.

I don't know about the others, but ordering a kosher meal to get a higher-quality one only works if you're flying out of an airport that has a kosher caterer nearby. If not, you're basically getting a kosher MRE.