The worst part of the scene with the woman in the rowboat is that they never show her being rescued. Did she drown? Who knows.

And when you're done with the book, you can leave in a taxi. And if you can't find a taxi, you can leave in a huff. And if you're in a hurry, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

I don't think it's rape-y unless one of the parts is being sung by Dean Martin. Then I can practically smell the chloroform.

Exactly. See also: the rest of The Gang's horrified silence after Dennis explains the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

"Whatever It Is, I'm Against It" is from Horse Feathers

Vacation's absence from the list makes me believe it wasn't as godawful as I think it was.

Safety Not Guaranteed was good and would've been better if they hadn't cast Aubrey Plaza.

Hey, don't forget Guy Who Probably Would've Ended Up Raping Sydney Poitier And Her Friends If Stuntman Mike Hadn't Murdered Them First from Death Proof.

I'm all about things that taste good, I just don't see what that has to do with Dewshine.

As long as someone needs to get 16-year-old girls drunk, Zima will be there.

I bought Dewshine once.

So is it true that the reason you hear a locomotive whistle during the scene when the old man goes out to buy glue is because, in the book, he goes out and buys glue that's supposed to be used on locomotives?

Which is the highest-grossing Canadian film of all time.

I dunno, I heard rumors about the movie that ultimately became Inglourious Basterds almost immediately after Pulp Fiction was released, so maybe time will tell.

Elmore Leonard's books make great movies, but are generally pretty crappy books.

The Music Box still hasn't announced screening dates/times, but apparently they will if I give them $50 to become a subscriber.

Pee-Wee Herman's breakfast at the beginning of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, which he takes one bite of and then leaves on the table while he goes off on his bike, because Pee-Wee is an asshole.

They're Matt's Chocolate Chip Cookies, and they're still sold in Chicago-area grocery stores, and they're still delicious.

Three people have said this. That scene is almost as gross as the scene in Jane Austen's Mafia! where Burn Victim Jay Mohr is eating an orange.

The Internet says it was a pickled cherry pepper, which apparently are commonly served at German restaurants, and it's definitely something he picked out of a relish tray that was sitting on the table (not Damone's plate).