I think of that line every time I go to the opera.

My list of movies/TV shows Spacey was great in is a lot longer than my list of movies/TV shows Denis Leary was in.

I liked it when I saw it for the first time and still like it, but it's about as timeless as an ad for Levi's jean shorts.

"They were no longer little girls, they were now (sniff) little women."

I dunno if that refers to paragraph 1 or paragraph 2, but *blushes*

I think the SNL character was "Nick the Lounge Singer," since his last name changed with each sketch to something appropriate to wherever he was singing (I think Nick Winters was his name when he was singing at the ski lodge).

"I got everything I wanted. And what'd you get? Pennsatucky? Lots of people have had her."

Thank you, I was trying to figure out how to work in a THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR reference.

I never saw his ER ep, but I remember it being a huge deal that they showed a donor heart being dropped on the floor.

Hmmm, yeah, it was a distinctly hetero stabbin' cabin, wasn't it.

And at their wedding. So, yeah, at the two moments where it would've been completely implausible for the characters not to kiss, they kissed.

"Mostly because he's a pretentious douchebag."

Oh God, he was the best thing about the first post-Agrestic season of Weeds.

I think Gia Mantegna was cast on another series, so…probably, yeah.

I blame Julie Bowen and her shitty acting in Happy Gilmore.

No, clearly it was related to the eternal Giordano's vs. Malnati's debate.

"'FM Radio'?! We have iPhones now, Grandpa!"

Raaa-baaa!

Bananas
Annie Hall
Love and Death
Sleeper

The other 20% is, y'know, SHEEEEEEEEIT being translated as "Golly!"