Except that's…pretty much the entire story.

Winning leads to a major motion picture, losing leads to an HBO biopic a la Recount or Game Change.

TOTAL CONCENTWATION.

I was a freshman in HS the first time I saw it, which means I got the semi-annual Lincoln's Birthday sale joke but not the pre-teen maternity joke.

I am looking forward to the Lifetime movie version of every single member of the regular Fresh Prince cast.

"Leo, please. Dr. Spaceman was my father."

He played the exiled King of Poland on an episode of The Drew Carey Show that can never be shown again because Polish people found it so insulting.

The characters were Landfill and Landfill 2, and it was really more of a direct comment on City Slickers 2 and the lazy strategy by which they were able to include Jack Palance, despite his character dying in the first movie.

The best thing about House of Cards S3 was learning about the existence of Monument Valley.

And Hot Fuzz!

Also, apparently Lucy Punch was in Into The Woods, which I enjoyed, and Bad Teacher, which was…better than Dinner For Schmucks.

I'm not really familiar with her.

God, I hate her and her stupid face specifically because of DFS.

I think the last urban myth is true, although I may be confusing it with the unused tunnels built for the Lower Manhattan Expressway, and the one two entries above it is probably true.

Supposedly they once did a study and the hottest station in the system in summertime is the 7 platforms at Grand Central. I used to live in Queens and work at 45th and Lexington, and I would agree with that assessment.

Any Worst of SNL compilation that doesn't feature the sketch where Julianna Margulies was regurgitating food into the mouths of her children like a bird is an incomplete compilation.

80 minutes, or half the length of the Californians sketch from the 40th anniversary show.

That was Jim Breuer, and the thing about that recurring character was, 80s nostalgia really was getting pretty tiresome at that time.

Denny Dillon showed up on last week's SVU, playing a landlady for all of 2-3 minutes of screen time. Good for her, still getting work.

That was during an earlier part. I'm pretty sure the actual fucking was to some Tangerine Dream instrumental. The orgasmic sparks-shooting-from-the-L-train was, anyway.