I had a friend in college whose brothers were competitive swimmers and, in high school, their coach would have them chant "suffocation…no breathing" before meets.

"Better than 'Dinner For Schmucks'" is a pretty low hurdle to clear.

The Roku 2 (and newer, presumably) has a feature where you can search for the title of a movie or TV show across all of the streaming services you can access with a Roku (Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, whatever the hell Vudu is, etc.). It's helpful in situations like those.

Paul Sparks, hehehehehe

Yeah. I don't know that I've actually seen him in anything besides Boardwalk Empire and the first Machete movie, though.

Oh, and a lesser-known character actor named CLINT HOWARD.

By the time CCH Pounder, Walton Goggins, the other detective, and Aceveda had all shown up on Sons of Anarchy, I was like "So when is Michael Chiklis going to make a cameo?"

5, if you include The Shadow

The dining hall at the university I went to for a semester would alternate between hot and cold breakfast. God, I loved cold breakfast so much more than hot breakfast. Not because I hate English breakfast, but because they fucked it up so royally.

Earlier this year, my wife and I were driving to Michigan to visit her parents, and we stopped at a Hardee's on the South Side for breakfast. The experience was so awful, we vowed to eat breakfast before we left the house to go on road trips from now on.

I think it's most certainly the latter. Which is why my wife refuses to believe RoboCop was satire.

I once went to Cheetah. It was even more gross than it looked in the movie.

The Bye Bye Birdie revival with him and Gina Gershon closed pretty quickly, too.

Are you always this aggro when someone finds something you said interesting?

The book Casino was based on has a lot more about Lefty Rosenthal's rise to the point where the Mob trusted him to run a casino. The film glossed over almost all of that.

Also, the scene where VO DeNiro goes "Back home years ago…" and the title card reads BACK HOME YEARS AGO.

I don't know enough about cars to notice stuff like that.

Really?! Get the fuck out.

Corrina, Corrina.

The rat symbolizes obviousness!