Oh. Thank God, I thought I was talking to someone who was like 8 years old in 1997.

"Stay here with me! It'll be fun! We'll go bowling!" BOOM

I saw part 3 recently on MeTV or Antenna TV or one of those networks, and, for a television episode made in 1971, it really was kinda-sorta sensitive to Native Americans.

I was a senior in high school when the first Austin Powers movie came out.

If he'd stuck to his guns on spending at least 4 days a week in NYC so he could be with his daughters…probably not that much.

I'd never seen The Room before the RiffTrax Live event.

I'm up to the part where the second DP walks off the set/Greg tells Tommy's backstory as delivered as Tommy and I can't put it down.

I quit watching after S2. Not because I wasn't interested, but because it seemed fitting that the last episode I saw was the one where Jackie tells the audience to blow her.

It's still on the air? That's weird. Showtime doesn't normally keep shows on the air for longer than it would be logical to keep them on the air.

Fuck you, Santa!

Under the boardwalk, with a schlong in Jan's mouth…

Watching those are key to spotting the ways Janice's parenting completely mirrors hers, though.

I still remember Todd's writeup of that ep where he complained that the character was written too broadly and every commenter who went to college was like "Um, no it wasn't."

I rooted for Tony taking the wind out of his sails so swiftly, not so much for him using racism to do it.

It is. I was into The Sopranos from the first ep I saw. I didn't really care about The Wire until S2.

Monsignor Jughead!

It's not a malapropism, but South Beach Strumpet is a great name for a gonzo porn series. Matter of fact, I bet there's a real gonzo porn series called South Beach Strumpet.

No, you need to watch the whole run. Compare and contrast Tony's triumphant "I didn't hurt nobody!" at the end of Boca to him curb-stomping some guy for making a gross joke about adding milk foam to Meadow's lip in S6.

Haha remember Hunter Scangarello?

They were.