I used to have one that said Go Away, but my wife made me take it back inside when she moved in with me.

I really hate shows that are wall-to-wall hackneyed references to whatever city they're set in. I heard Whitney had a lot of those as well.

I quit after, oddly enough, the infinite TV from infinite universes ep. I'll pick it back up again at some point, but that ep was a slog.

This was a scene set in 1981, and it looked like the type of motel that would've gotten that technology, oh, last year.

"Maybe it was Utah"

Yes. Yes, he does.

Actual thing said by an actual person in the actual men's room of the actual theater in Arlington, VA I saw the first one at: "Oh, that twist ending was great. Very reminiscient of The Usual Suspects."

Not to mention the dearth of information on the old American Gladiators dinner theater in Orlando.

I really want to like The Americans, but God does it ever piss me off that they make absolutely no effort to mask the fact that it's shot in modern-day New York. The S1 ep where Philip was staying in a motel that had door locks with magnetic card readers was it for me.

Well, that, and, you know, is it actually funny?

How dark is the humor compared to, say, Very Bad Things? Because I like dark humor to a point, but that movie makes me want to spend the rest of the day in bed.

He didn't miss, the giant hand scooped him up and carried him away.

I'VE GOT NINE MORE.

Until recently I'd say all of the ads from the 90s that attempted to show solidarity with Gen Xers by saying "You don't care? We don't care, either!" but nowadays every other ad has two girls taking a selfie while some twee ukelele-driven song plays in the background.

Magnolia?

When I think how much better music was in the 70s, I remind myself that television show theme songs were regularly on the top 40 charts. Also, I remind myself of the existence of disco.

Isn't that screen cap from Guardians of the Galaxy, though?

The trouble is that I've been to one stand-up show where they had bouncers telling people to put their phone away every time they took them out, and that was Louis CK at the Chicago Theater earlier this year. Comedy clubs don't really have bouncers prowling the crowd, so it's up to waitresses to enforce a no-phones…

I dunno, I really liked The Stand, and then we got a major teenaged character played by 30-year-old Molly Ringwald in knee-length jorts.

Making History had one that was a hell of a lot better than "traveling back in time and changing the course of events weakens the space-time continuum"