Given the amount of rude behavior exhibited by fans at the comedy shows I've been to, I'm not sure what you have to do in order to have security tell you to cool it, let alone ask you to leave.

And then there are the Sinatra movies that are essentially backlash against the sexual revolution. 4 For Texas even features a scene where Ursula Andress talks about how she doesn't understand why other women want to be equals, she's happy to serve men. In a movie set in the 19th century.

It's racist as hell, but damned if I don't fall out of my chair laughing every time the Asian reporter goes "This is Toyota Kawasaki…"

I saw it at an outdoor movie festival in Arlington, VA in the summer of 2008 and that bit got a lot of laughs/gasps from the modern-day audience. Ditto the scene where Bond rapes Pussy Galore.

I prefer the spirited-march music over the end credits. Mainly because it makes me think of the end of the Dragnet movie, when Joe rescues the Virgin Connie Swale.

I was rewatching Johnny Dangerously the other day, and I was really enjoying it till Ma Kelly went "oh, don't be such a fag choirboy!"

The downtown(s) he describes in The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid are still dead, though.

I don't think they cut the blackface scene from A Day at the Races, and they sure as shit don't cut the Who Dat Man sequence, which may actually be more racist than white people putting on blackface.

He shows up in the strangest places, like Catch Me If You Can as a hotel manager.

YOU'RE GIVIN' AWAY ALL OUR SECRETS!

Now do one of the clock with the guy in the recliner who burps the hour.

How the hell is "Works on Contingency/No Money Down" not part of this list?

They do something similar in Japan. If you finish your food or drink, they assume you want more. You have to leave some food on your plate or drink in your glass if you don't want more.

The trouble with these marathons is all the things you can say/show at 10 pm that you can't show at 10 am. I still remember when they replayed Three Sundays in the middle of the day and had to censor Bobbi saying "bullshit"

I suspect it's a lesson everyone else learned around, oh, Dogma, but when Justin Long's character got into a fight with his boyfriend and one character said to the other "they fight just like straight couples!" I was like REALLY, KEVIN SMITH, THANKS FOR TELLING ME WHAT I NEVER WOULD'VE LEARNED BY, YOU KNOW, BEING A…

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I think "obscure" is an accurate way to describe a joke whose premise is the length of the Maude theme song, yes.

Ditto Raising Hope. The quality plummeted pretty severely by the last season.

Phil Hartman's slurred delivery of I'LL SUE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE! is the greatest delivery of any line in human history.

I only found out very recently that Branded was an actual television show. I thought they just made it up for The Big Lebowski.