Not likable, but pitiable. See also: Bucco, Artie.

We see her once more, when he calls her after he gets fired from the pay phone in the park.

"There's me, and there's the man in front of the camera. He's made me a lot of money, but he's not very nice." And then two seconds later he bites his knuckle when Utz guy's wife says she doesn't have the stomach for his sense of humor. Greatness.

Kartheiser deserves an Emmy just for that jig Pete does when he thinks he's being promoted to head of accounts in the S3 premiere.

Also known as…someone-or-other on Madam Secretary.

Haven't watched much American television, have you?

At various times in recent years, both Wild Things 2 and the original Emmanuelle have been on Netflix.

There's…gonna be a lot of lines in Blazing Saddles that future kids won't know were supposed to elicit a chuckle.

…Right down to the orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse!

Oh God, that place. I don't think I ever got anything there besides an order of hush puppies.

My older sister-in-law worked at Rax when she was in high school. Now she's a vegan. After that experience, I don't blame her.

A good friend of mine is from California and it blew his mind when I told him Bob's Big Boy used to be called Marc's Big Boy in Chicago.

Fuddruckers used to serve hot dogs in those little split-top loaves, too.

It's the Howard Johnson's restaurants that are rare, not the hotels.

Yeah, ditto. I had a Greek salad and some butter pecan ice cream. Then I shrugged and left. Then it closed shortly thereafter.

When I lived in NYC, I would order pizza from Domino's, Pizza Hut, or Papa John's about once every 6 weeks.

You what?

"Giving me a room at this Hilton for $25 a night is more of a….Hyatt idea…"

I love this gimmick. I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

I remember my first bong rip.