The facts are there, but I find it completely impossible to picture Crocodile Dundee hosting a variety show.

You're talking about Delta, sir.

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help!

Would it still be your favorite even if it wasn't delivered by John Vernon?

I still die laughing at the navigator looking at the camera and smiling.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Ain't no thang.

The original Airport and Airport '79 are the only ones I've seen from start to finish. Do the other two spend as much time talking about how virile George Kennedy is?

That's the great thing about the 707, she can do everything but read.

Over Macho Grande?
I'll never get over Macho Grande.

k.

That and the scene where he nuts himself in Jenny's dorm room.

"My name is Conky 2000!"

I didn't care for the subtle racist joke when Kris Kristofferson stopped the black guy and said "Jerry, can you jerry-rig that tent pole?" or whatever.

This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet!

Was he seen in S2 post-Eiffel Tower?

THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!

Eye-Nez is very proud of her clay pot.

I think it could've easily ended after the season where they burn down Agrestic (3?). Mainly because then I'd be able to Modern Family without thinking of Julie Bowen getting eaten out by Silas.

The S2 finale was a classic Weeds-esque deus ex machina ending, so…yes, probably.

SCCTM is difficult to sit through even with someone riffing it.