I'm fine with the cold open, personally. Mainly because they're always on a Thursday night, and the original RiffTrax Live event (Plan 9 From Outer Space) and its interminable intro (complete with MC who never appeared again) didn't let out until after 11 pm ET.

Cut to a Gorillagram like they did during the nude scene and sex scene from Starship Troopers, most likely.

Also, Pierce making Foley walk bowlegged.

Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler was good.

As bad as the pitch for an Americanized Peep Show that didn't include the camera POV gimmick?

I don't remember anyone being raped in Run, Fatboy, Run.

Only if they also show Chevy Chase as the pedophile singing the version of Thank Heaven For Little Girls that quickly goes off the rails.

"I can't remember the last time I went on a first date where we didn't kiss"

I'd yell YES! YES! FUCK YOU TOO!

Yes, and he'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.

Tried to rename Back To The Future "Spacemen From Pluto"

My favorite part was when he'd already done a gay panic joke three fucking minutes after he first appeared on screen.

Good question. The fake Axel Dollars that say "Kiss My Ass"? The scene where they try to kill Foley with the three-armed Ferris wheel thing?

It doesn't seem like that would work very well on dates where you haven't decided if you want to kiss the other person till the end of the date. Or until a future date.

Anyone remember You Wrote It, You Watch It? One time someone named Skylar wrote in, and they filmed the scene Skylar wrote assuming Skylar was a woman, but later learned Skylar was a man.

Owen Wilson's self-satisfied smirk really makes that joke.

But enough about our balls!

I always hated that movie, but I really hated it when I read on TVTropes that all Begnini's character was doing was turning his son into the world's foremost Holocaust-denier.

I DIDN'T HURT NOBODY!

About Last Night… may be the worst film adaptation of a David Mamet stage play, though.