Untrue, Trading Places isn't the worst John Landis movie.

"You need to find Ike!"
"Why, so we can give him his 'Luckiest Boy In The World' award?"

"whatever her name was"

"When Fin loses control at one point, drunkenly silencing a full bar when he stands on his stool and calls out, “Here I am! Take a look. Take a look,” the anger and resentment ooze from the screen. It’s a rare moment of openness in a film that makes empathetic poetry out of emotional barriers."

He was. He managed the strip club across the street from the Bing, called Spaghetti and Coffee.

A slightly fey alcoholic who is forced to be a detective to deduce his own behavior that he can't remember due to drunken blackouts.?

"Have a neat summer!"

I started watching the pilot, heard the awful With A Little Help From My Friends cover they used for the theme song, and turned it off.

Yeah, that one arched eyebrow really gets me.

No, Kristen Stewart is awful in it.

Also, every moment featuring the song that was later used as the opening theme to Logjammin'.

What about if you put in zero dollars and one cent?

Warm today.
Warm yesterday.
Gonna be warm again tomorrow.

Hey, Bert? Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much.

I thought it was United 232.

You're talking about Delta, sir.

nm, wrong thread

"I often joked with the servers that the menus should just have photos with proper steak temps, and they should just point to how they want it to look."

The standup at the end of that ep about Huck Finn being a white trash piece of shit is probably my favorite standup scene from the show so far.

The year after Colbert hosted the White House Correspondence Dinner, they needed a host that was really, really milquetoast.