Hey, maybe you could use all that extra time on your hands to resume the Peep Show recaps.

"some episode where he became this PSA superstar and started strutting around the hospital to Bowie's 'Fame'."
I remember this one too. The fame was exhausting, so he started doing drier PSAs, and his fanbase eroded.

He could fall on something sharp, like, a shiv…or my dick.

It might be easier to just list all the musicals from that era that DON'T have gender politics that may appear odious to a 2014 audience.

Didn't Jennifer Aniston work at an art gallery in The Break-Up?

SPOILER
Weird, I thought Sal-and-the-bellhop-in-Baltimore was the S2 premiere, not S3. The S2 premiere was when we found out he's married, right?

Blackjack dealer/scuba diver in Magnolia
Disco MC in Starsky and Hutch
That King of Queens ep where he remained stock still for the first 5 minutes of the ep

At the time, DC-10s had a camera in the noise and they would show the takeoff of the plane on the movie screen. Which means the passengers probably had a first-person view of the plane crashing into the ground.
Pleasant dreams.

I remember going to the movies (or "cinema," as they call it) in England in 2000 and being like "Ads?! Before a movie?! Well, I never."

You're a real meshy-goo, balok.

In both Mean Machine and the Longest Yard remake, the Ed Lauter characters tell the warden they'll testify in favor of the Burt Reynolds character, so…maybe.

Hey, great list.
So when are the Peep Show recaps resuming?

The only lines anyone in the audience yelled out at the screening at the Music Box last week were "Then why is the carpet wet, TODD?" and "I don't know, MARGOT."

Withnail & I 2: Withnail Harder.

MALIBU Barbie. MA-LI-BU.

PROBATION!
Also, EAT ME!

"Australian who burps and farts and LOL corporate sponsorship gone amuck" has more mainstream appeal than anything in AFCW.

I could see that happening pretty easily, actually.

I like to think he says "YOU'RE the Bulgarian!" given the look of utter confusion on his face.

Archie and Wanda escape to Rio, Otto clings to wing of plane, gets blown off, yells ASSHOLE! as sax solo starts up and WATN titles start rolling: Great ending, or greatest ending to a movie in the history of movies?