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They should've re-shot the entire third act so the whole movie wouldn't be awful, amirite?!

I still yell LIMEY FRUITS! at everyone when I go to England.

God, mentioning these two films in the same article is like mentioning Major League and Major League 3 in the same article.

It's worse than awful. You know how Spy Hard at least has the title sequence and theme song by Weird Al going for it? Well, 2001 doesn't have a title sequence and theme song by Weird Al.

I just figured it was the inverse of everyone wearing shorts when it hits 60 degrees in Chicago.

Yes, there is a Swiss Chalet reference in this film.

I saw it.  John Hurt's American accent was hideous. Apparently he figured he didn't need to bother with one if he just wore electric blue double-breasted blazers and smoked 100s the whole time, because that's enough to make the audience think you're American.

I love Amy Heckerling's story from the FTaRH commentary track about telling Forest Whitaker that he got the role and then watching him skip away.

It's Weeds meets The Riches.

Bentsy Brandt?

Soon you will learn that the Danes are not all sunshine and rainbows.

I'll make my next failed stealth firsties attempt a little more obvious.

Oh, so this isn't the first time a Danish series has been adapted for American television?

I finally got around to watching the pilot last night, paused it right after Tara's lawyer leaves and she starts crying, and couldn't believe I was only halfway through the episode.

"Wait, so I don't get it.  The joke is that you thought one movie called Goon is another movie called Goon?"

Thanks for explaining my joke to everyone, Doc.

I already saw Goon and it sucked.  I need to punch whoever said it was as good as Slap Shot in the face.

I saw it for the first time over the weekend and the best you can hope for is meta-commentary.

The "Nip/Tuck" ep that shows the alternate universe where Julia marries Christian instead of Sean.

Best use of "fuck" in Slap Shot is "I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKIN' SONG!"