That sounds amazing. Also dangerous. Do you sugar crash? That's what I'd be worried about personally.

Personally, when I'm trying to lose weight, I find a piece of fresh fruit (you can cut it up the night before) and a couple hard-boiled eggs are my breakfast of choice.

Can Niner fans even see their trophies??? It's about as dusty as the national titles in the Notre Dame trophy case!

Uh....maybe don't take video football of fucking an underage person whether or not it was consensual? This is like a dude filming himself while robbing a liquor store.

Is it sad but I bet Sillicon Valley douche nozzles already do that.

Nooooo!!!! (pictures train de-railing)

Oh brother. I can't believe I laughed at that.

It's not an apartheid state. It's a legit race-based colonial power.

You really do live up to billing.

Yeah. I hear ya. Jr. High was rough on me. I still see my tormentors from time to time and they're friendly. Completely oblivious to what they put me through back then.

I hear you. Just turned 30 and I'm much less of a douchebag than I was five years ago. Still a lil' douchey but I find it's usually just when I link up with my college friends at parties. I'm actually a pretty decent and respectful person at most other times to co-workers and service folks.

That's what my parents did. They're pretty tame with their own partying and stuff but they let us drink with friends as long as we didn't drive and we kept our grades up.

That explains why my alma mater is growing. It was a mid-size state school in the middle of no where but we partied hard there. Girls Gone Wild and Playboy used to come "find talent" and host parties at the campus bars once a year. I never went to either event as the apartment complex parties were usually bigger and…

Oh for sure. The main thing here is though that ESPN led the charge of screaming "distraction" regarding a gay player when it was never going to be a big issue. They ran down sources, tried to find as many bigoted former coaches and players that said it would be an issue, etc...and now they're the ones creating the…

He just doesn't get that "distraction" is basically how bigotry continues to be bigotry.

Well no shit women don't belong in hiring decisions or upper-levels of management. They have to play from different golf tees. That's hella inconvenient for rich, white men. Look at Augusta National! Now that's how you do business in four hours!

There's a sarah jessica parker joke waiting to be made here.

I'm with ya. Vegas was cool the first time I visited (good food, tons of drinking, gambling, etc). I don't do clubs because they're expensive as fuck. Instead of spending 80$ on drinks to get bumped by strangers, I'd rather treat myself to an expensive bottle of wine in my hotel room. HBO and Sangiovese here I come!

Kate Upton is kinda fat. I honestly don't see the appeal besides those saggy sweater kittens.

Yeah. I think that's it. He's playing the ESPN game. In exchange for access, you don't say a damn critical word.