I'm with you. I love soccer but just not MLS. The style is exciting, I guess, for some but to me it's bad passing, poor trapping, and too vertical. You'll see very little build-up from the back and tons of poor 1 on 2 attacks on offense plus the ball is in the air most of the game (I learned that this was how bad…

Now that's putting in some work to get close to a vagina.

Gonna take a different tack from the comments.

It isn't the same (dude here) because objectification of male bodies isn't the norm and you can admire male bodies without equating that "hotness" with worth, value, trustworthiness, intelligence, etc....you know, all the shit "hot" women at the workplace have to put up with (the insinuations that you fucked your way…

This. He and many other men in photography and fashion LOVE this. They are already taking "sexy" shots and they can act as gatekeepers to modeling contracts so they can pressure girls into having sex. It's been a problem for a long time, one the fashion and modeling industry refuses to seriously address.

I realize that it's difficult to play quality soccer with both hands firmly wrapped around your own throat but...England started very well. They utilized their speed (especially with their youngsters) early and took the match to Italy.

This. It is basically piss but if it's ice cold and I'm outside? Hook up the Coors or Bud light IV to my arm.

It is with any kind of alcohol. A lot of shitty wine under good labels all comes from giant production facilities of grapes. Even if it's got the label of, say a Napa winery, it's likely never been touched or made by the actual wine-maker but by wine production facilities that attempts to make it according to their…

I like micros but I love nothing more than an ice cold Coors Light on a hot day.

I can almost hear the NRA crowd ramping up their internets to scream "look, people kill people, guns don't kill people"....welp. Guns kill a lot more people in a minute than knives and acid. Keep your hunting rifles and shotguns, keep your automatic military-grade assault rifles out of my movie theatres and schools.

Go fuck yourself. Really. You've won life asshole.

Oh dear god. I need that in my mouth immediately.

Yeah. I grew up in a large family. That's all we got. It's just fine with cinnamon or peanut butter or whatever you do to spice it up.

Congrats! These threads are hilarious.

Congrats! It has to fit. I've been to a bunch of weddings and it's pretty obvious when one party or the other didn't get "their way" on the wedding. My hippy friends had a bbq at a nice cabin at a state park with tons of cheap beer and liquor with their good friend being the non-religious pastor. Everyone was a part…

+1. That made me laugh more than it should have. Thanks

This is super-smart. I'm a complete wimp in relationships when it comes to forcing my views on someone else. I didn't realize until I got out of my last one that you have to be clear on somethings that you can compromise on and clear on those 2-3 things that you need a certain way in your life (i.e. separate sleeping…

This. Thank god the last of my good friends are getting married this summer. It gets kinda old spending hundreds on travel, hotels, and gifts.

Thanks! No, that's an important point. You all should be well-compensated for your labor if you can find people who want to pay for it.

That sounds amazing, actually. Smaller wedding, great venue, and great catering/wine? Hell to the yes. Plus it gives unfamiliar people something else to talk about (the art).