Bring back the sidewalls!!

Holy shitballs!

I drive my A8L (19s) through Manhattan daily, and it’s a champ.

So stupid to have those on a luxury barge. That said, BMWs seem to be especially prone to shredding tires on potholes.

What wheel / tire package was on the 7 - series?

Torch, what’s up with all the patent articles lately?

Fucking Monaco.

I am a patent litigator and have to read crazy shit like this all the time.

Yes, the front seats were like thrones. And the stereo was good. Almost everything else was shit though, including the nav system that had a remote control (!) and interface made by Atari. Or maybe Commodore.

Fo sho. But I deal with North Jersey / NYC roads, so keep that in mind.

I had one of the sedans. The hardest ride on the planet, combined with the 18” wheels, had me shredding Pirellis on a monthly basis. That, and it had the turning radius of a school bus.

There’s some 911 influence in there.

Mercedes S550. Gorgeous inside and out, but boring to drive.

I know. We Italian-Americans butcher the language. :)

FYI, you’re a “cafone,” not “gavone.”

Didn’t you also get the “worst possible person” to appraise the Hummer?

I love how the Ferrari driver turns around and looks at the Lambo driver like she’s classless.

Thank you, Internet!

“Don’t trust a man who don’t drink.”

Someone’s been reading The Onion!!