Check out Karen Pryor's books on click training.

Or, you could just eat more green, leafy things, and move about more.

I'd love, love, love to see an article on how to convert a crappy, old office chair to something with at least some ergonomic support. Ideally done for under $100. I'd also love a unicorn, so, if you could get right on those.

Zotero's done this for eons, can pull citations from library websites, worldcat, and other sources, and integrates reasonably well with word, OO, and other software.

James W. Paige, inventor of the Paige Typesetting Machine (pictured) paid Mrs. Jessie Hall $950,000.00

If you get the salt percentages right (do it by weight - I think somewhere around 6% is good), then you can forego the vinegar altogether. Add spices (no sugar, no berries of any sort, loads of garlic) and add pickles to the brine. Fill a bag with water and place it in the top of the jar to keep the pickles submerged.…

Complete shot in the dark, but maybe you could get some cord and make a slip knot, and cinch that around the knob. Photo shows some sort of string get-up to hang what appears to be a pizza paddle, so it may not be outside the realm of possibilities. Perhaps this isn't the most attractive solution, but it might be…

See, this is funny, because I always work to "Glasgow Mega Snake, so that everything I do is awesomely badass

peroxide works well for things like oral debriding, but for cuts and scrapes you should really get povidone-iodine. I'm not sure that cold water and soap works as well to clean out bacteria, and WebMD's lack of appropriate citations makes any meaningful backup-checking to their assertions infeasible. Iodine works…

David Foster Wallace owns that quote:

the "BMW" mini!?

Does this also work for keyboards hooked up to an iPad? I only ask because I was stumped by this specific support question.

or you could actually call the person with a hands-free...

Maybe I'm being a bit too naive, but I'm pretty sure that unless you're working on sensitive materials at home, work for the government, or deal with records that must be private (read: things protected by HIPAA, etc.) it's probable that potential thieves are not after your data, but rather the hardware itself. For…

@Michael Krebsbach: oh no, those of us well-read and well-educated food snobs get off to this as well.

so, there are people who work from home who don't spend the entire day in their PJs?

actual, quality rope, about 100 ft.

I'm currently studying for oral exams in a History PhD. It's roughly a book a day in reading, and a few pages of notes. Pomodorro has been fantastic for this. I'd advise, however, ditching the entire computer altogether if possible. Unless what you do requires computation, turn off the monitor and do it by hand.

Or, you could do it slowly:

@treznick: and that's what I get for not reading the replies before replying. Still, utterly delighted.