Theatrhythm made me realize I'm not so much a Final Fantasy fan as I am a Final Fantasy VI fan.

Quistis was a hot librarian.

He's not great in it.

No matter the number, the answer is "too many".

She's had more reinventions than Madonna!

I don't know, when Leno did his set on Fallon's Tonight Show, he bombed pretty hard. So at least the audience is a little more sophisticated.

That's Parenting 101!

My family went to see that 15 years ago and it was as finished then as it is now.

In one of the Watch books, Vimes mentions Carrot's preternatural ability to have events work out to his benefit. Then Vimes wonders what would happen if he himself stood in the way Carrot's good fortune. I've dreaded and anticipated that moment for years. It's never going to happen now.

I saw her in a tiny bar in Park City, maybe 100 people crowded into the room. She was incredible.

I am here to inform you that you are now being sued by Crowded House.

No!

Really? That's a bummer.

Tina would have loved that joke!

Hi Robert Kenner!

My theory on that is that Mr. Weasley is just stupid.

Let's name her Arden in here! RIP Harris.

I can't think of any Mass Effect-specific examples, but another thing I dislike along the same lines is when you're given the choice to trust a shady character, they invariably end up being trustworthy.

What part of the country do you hale from, Dabney?

These are exactly my opinions, although I would add Tony Macaroni to your list.