Hole, "Jennifer's Body"

Cut to Caleb and Hannah sitting at a picnic table.

I loved this episode so much! The animation was beautiful, it reminded me of Revolutionary Girl Utena, and the plotting was much tighter than the first episode of the original series. I was so relieved when we saw Ami at the end of the episode, because Usagi is such a hard pill to take when she's by herself.

Grande dame Vanessa Ives, holding court and spilling the tea. Eva as Vanessa should take over for Letterman.

I've always wanted the show to spend more time behind the scenes of the A-B-or even the new C-Team. There are probably a million stories to be told about warring factions, power vacuums, resource management, etc. Like, "we're not like THOSE cyber bullies. We want to sacrifice Alison and her friends to stop the birth…

If Holbrook's a rat, at least the girls still have Lieutenant Tanner on their side. It may not help the case for any adult man in the city limits, but there's still at least one authority figure who has their best interest at heart.

I feel like I need to watch it again and make a Carrie Mathison timeline of the episode.

For sure! I want her to like come to my house and just read a magazine and roll her eyes at me for like an hour.

I feel like Trinity gave her a run for get money, but I audibly gasped when Gia came out.

I was so happy to see Gia Gunn again. I love her so much. She's like the anti-Tammie Brown, just some kind of selfish, narcissistic camp monster. I want her to do an audiobook.

Oh yeah, the dancers really upped the energy levels of the finale!

I would agree with this ranking.

In case you missed it, Adore released the first track from her album on iTunes today, and it actually sounds like pop music from this decade! None of that Countess Luann bullshit that most of the other queens have been delivering.

Michelle Visage's look of complete disdain is wonderful, but I want a bust made of Miss Congeniality Ivy Winter's hateful grimace.

As the sensitive, youngest child of a single mother with an anxiety disorder, Bates Motel is basically a portrait of my family that has been filtered through a nightmare. The Bates-Massett family feels like a real, lived-in family because it is a real, lived-in family. It's my real, lived-in family. The show may exist…

Damnit, Reign. "Boring things don't happen North of the Wall" was one of your best selling points.

I sometimes have trouble articulating how I feel about the episode of Bates Motel that I just watched, because my brain is just screaming, "NORMAAAN!"

I fear "Francis locked me in the tower" will go down in history with "Chuck sold me for a hotel" as a moment of great consequence that will be quickly be reduced to a running gag.

Gun to my head, I'd choose Reign over Game of Thrones any day of the week. I'm glad that I don't have to choose, though.

Move over, Greer and her baker boy, because Nostrivia is in the house!