The surveillance state was never meant to save us. It was meant to keep the 1% safe from us.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud to be a fan of Dale than I am today. He has always been someone that I admire and respect. It’s sad that he’ll likely be the lone voice in NASCAR that’s willing to say this since those who agree will likely be too scared to voice this opinion.

Upside: He met the perfect woman.

That gif is so stupid.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

If you like fit, birdlike dudes, it’s much better!

It did count for something. It counted for 15 of 27 for 99 yards.

THIS IS A TREMENDOUS IDEA. Flood car enduro. I’m in!

Man, you know High Pockets did something weird to get that nickname.

I never thought we’d be here, but, congratulations to the Detroit Lions on making a smart personnel move.

Talking out your ass *is* the GOP platform.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

I don’t like to think of it as lazy. It just likes to go its own direction.

I live my life by one simple rule: if Sarah Huckabee Sanders wouldn’t agree with something I have done, I made the right choice.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

Huh... maybe Kyrie really was the problem with Cleveland.

I’m sure this is all well and good for him, but if he really wants to make the Olympic Ski Team, might I suggest he practice skiing instead?

“Oooh

If you want it to be possessive, it’s just “I-T-S”, but if it’s supposed to be a contraction then it’s “I-T-APOSTROPHE-S”...

Scalawag!”
-StrongBad’s Rhythm and Grammar, Nov 17, 2003

this mother. fucking. horse. shit. cock. balls. damn. FUUUUCKING. symbol. the only use i have for this thing is that it helps me differentiate which neighbors not to invite to the christmas party.

dump him. No matter what his good qualities are.