I had nothing to do with that.

Bony blonde with fake tits?

I mean, we’re seeing that with Heather Heyer’s death. So many White people *now *seem to understand what the hell Black people been ringing the alarm about for yearrrrssss (decadesssss) CENTURIES in the wake of her murder.

There is just enough room in the storage behind the seats for a duffel bag that can hold a weeks worth of clothes and my backpack. That leaves the front for the party in the parking lot.

My convertible:

I’m disappointed in the Jalopnik commentariat. This is the most correct answer:

An espace convertible

Why the hell are you looking at me you phebs?

The gold standard:

Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ and Mr. QuadPole, on shared COTD! I would like to gift you with an Audi as soon as she checks the VIN.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

President Obama would have been fully briefed within seconds. That’s exactly the reason he is our gold standard.

I’ve heard people have thrown urine during some of the protests. I have to think its the right wingers showing their support for trump.

We’re all grown up enough to multitask. Remove both.

I’m not into self-deception.

Nor am I into abandoning my love of country just because it’s currently being run by a cheeto-dusted shit gibbon.

I actually had a couple of students who sold most of their worldly possessions in order to finance a move to Europe, because they were so disgusted by the climate here—and, well,…

I wonder if they consulted the Ravens organization on how to quickly and quietly move things overnight. They’ve got some experience.

It’s insane Baltimore had them in the first place when Maryland fought with the Union.