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Am I the only one who gets Mark Schlabach confused with Mark Schlereth and always feel proud he made himself into this big investigative reporter?  

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

Exactly. “Just trust me it’s bigger” doesn’t exactly sell me on it.

The problem is, if he already has kids, he kind of is ‘succesful’ in the eyes of Darwin.

“Survival of the fitest” only requires you to get to an age you can procreate, get to try to procreate and actually succesfully procreate

So he injected stem cells into his dick to make it bigger, yet ‘didn’t get out a ruler’ to note the results? Moron.

Why in the hell were the Cavs and Spurs playing in Boston??

Weird how touching someone comes to your mind.

Corporate cronyism =/= free market. Huge difference there.

It looks like they’re actually paying close attention to the laws if you ask me.

Update: Shouting idiot has been identified as callmeisaac04

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

I dunno but my computer came with wondows. It’s Chinese.

Nice.

That still counts!

I’d go back to the dealer every week to get the empty tank fixed. “It’s an option! Fill ‘er up!”

Wow. I’m an English teacher and I’m definitely tempted to steal this for a rhetorical analysis activity. With your permission, of course.

you know... at least you tried.

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