I love gambling. I love making bets with my bookie. That being said, I've never wanted a company to fail more than these daily fantasy sites.

Man, I had to read that first sentence 4 times just to understand it.

I was at first. But the NBA as a whole is better when the Lakers are in the playoffs.

Yes if you didn't read the entire post.

You should read the entire post.

You obviously didn't read the entire post.

This needs more stars.

You should, it really is worth it.

Or the Eagles

Tldr, can anyone just send me the address to pay for my fake supercar? I can’t sift through all this. My fake Oakleys are perfect, I imagine these cars are made very similairly.

That’s not true. LA completely believed they were getting Aldridge. After the first meeting they were sure of it. They thought the meeting went great until they read the leaked reports and brought him in for an emergency second meeting.

Remember though, at the time, they thoroughly believed they were gett8ng LaMarcus Aldridge at the time. They don’t draft bigs, they acquire bigs that are already studs.

Either way, it’s stupid. Either you’re a hall of fame or you’re not.

Some writers refuse to vote for first timers simply because Babe Ruth wasn’t a first ballot hall of famer.

Manfred and the mlb have nothing to do with it...

Wow, candy crush is worth more than the star wars franchise...

I read all of this waiting for the joke. Get out of here, this is the deadspin comment section!

I know nothing about horse racing, but is there any chance he races any triple crown races next year?

Not technically a scam, it just goes to a very small select group of kids.

Your commenting on deadspin and your telling people to go check the tape... That tape better have an accidental dong or Ditka farting, cause that’s the only tape we check.